going on if saw 1 smoke temp me call in 2 channles showing person thing drinking now over 2 showing same zzzzzzzz thing last night get smoking tar
yoo i kool but werd
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all good seen smoking seinking i rong useal show roxs yoo g upp i kool

(24-11-2010 16:05)CharliesPaul Wrote:  I walked past a past of miscreants like this a few nights ago coming outta the Chinese Take Away, they were hassling some goth chick that was about 14 years old and on her own and also writing things on a postbox. One of 'em shouted "er y'ar why ya got a ring pull through your eyebrow" at me and one shouted "that's a nice watch I might have to take it. One of them flanked me in a mock sinister fashion whilst motioning a headbutt at me but stopping short by a couple of cm. One of 'em then said "I fink you should bang him jonny he looks like Mart-eh off Shameless" then some scratty chick in loads of makeup that was with 'em goes "nah he's well buff, he looks like a short arse Jason Statham I'd suck im off" and another chick goes "go on Tanya ask im if ya can suck him off".

I said "lads, lads, lads, this is all a bit 2006 now this asbo boom kinda stuff and I've got a fresh egg fried rice, sweet and sour chicken, bag of prawn crackers and a pineapple fritter here that I don't wanna damage, so rather than show you all what you need showing, I'm gonna talk to Jonny coz he's seemingly your spokesman of choice, whose Jonny?".

This lanky streak of piss in Nike trackies with some major acne going on, a skinhead but with pimples on it that would suggest a bad diet and malnutrition steps forward and says "I'm jonn-eh" in a whiny voice akin to Pterodactyl with something in it's eye. "how old are you Johnny?" I enquired. "19" he quoth. "old enough to booze old enough to bruise" quothe I before with my non-chinese laden hand, taking Johnny's wrist, twisting it behind his back on the verge of breaking point and frog marching his head into a nearby hedge covered in rainwater. "where are you from Johnny" I asked him. "Burnage" he muttered through gritted teeth, now sounding like a constipated pig. "this is West Didsbury Johnny, this is for people like me and the dolly bird Air Hostess with the magnificent ass you were all shouting foul things at a couple of days ago when I came for some milk, I suggest you travel the 10 minutes back to Burnage and never return Johnny otherwise if I see you again I will return your battered and ruined body back to your doorstep to show whichever plankton raised you, what their handiwork has resulted in, before doing the same to your father, is this clear Johnny"". Johnny squealed before running away across the road after I released him and the 2 scally teenage girls stood watching going "this guy is fucking tapped yeh".

This going straight to the Daily Mail for coverage. Your bravery will be commended and your reputation put at risk at the same time!

(26-11-2010 16:11)CharliesPaul Wrote:  My house, 5 minutes ago:

Getting my coat on, what time's the buffet?!

(26-11-2010 21:44)CharliesPaul Wrote:  Eleanor my neighbour popped in for a bit:

seems like a nice girl!

Very nice ^^